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Jun. 20th, 2009

  • 5:00 PM
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Esther Rantzen can get to fuck.

Yes everyone in the same country feels exactly the same about everything, bitch.

sums up my life

  • Mar. 29th, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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I’m upset, so I’m taking apart my computers. If I were a poet, I’d get drunk and yell at the people I love. As it is, I’m gutting my machines.

My computers are not broken, but at times like these I like the look of delicate circuit boards open to the naked air. Several hours ago, in a fit of restlessness, I decided to install a pre-release version of a new operating system. Then there seemed to be problems with some of the internal devices. So I took them out, one after the other. Now they lie all around me—cards, wires, memory modules, screws—all in a jumble. To test components, I do what I’m absolutely not supposed to do: run the machines with the covers off. I’m supposed to discharge static electricity before touching anything. But I scuff around on the carpets, grab things with two hands, hold metal to metal. I recognize the nastiness of this mood, reckless and rebellious, like I could get away with breaking the laws of physics.

There’s a perverse comfort in broken machinery.

- Ellen Ullman, Close to the Machine

Writer's Block: Honey Bear

  • Jan. 18th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
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Happy birthday, A. A. Milne! Not coincidentally, it's also Winnie the Pooh Day. Which resident of Pooh Corner do you identify with the most?


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Pooh bear himself!

Dec. 17th, 2008

  • 5:22 PM
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I have just bought my first music single in about 10 years (ok I legally downloaded an MP3 so it would count in this weeks charts)

It was Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah.

Because no X-factor karaoke wannabe singer is getting to number one raping that song!

Please go buy! The x-factor must be stopped

now I am angry

  • Dec. 8th, 2008 at 5:18 PM
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No matter what right wing conservatives want to think, the media is conservative through and through.

And this is why this story has been covered up

Tell people about this. Please

I love banksy

  • Dec. 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 PM
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Hehe

  • Nov. 27th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
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Look, it's where I'm from!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7752047.stm

I'm gonna be on the tourist trail!

Writer's Block: Eat, Drink, Be Merry

  • Nov. 25th, 2008 at 6:36 PM
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Thanksgiving is almost here in the U.S., heralding the start of the holiday season and the first of many meals where you might be confronted with a traditional dish that you happen to find disgusting. What holiday food do you hate to see on the table?


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Brussel Sprouts and butter beans ugh.

Strangely I love cabbage

Writer's Block: Smoked Out

  • Nov. 20th, 2008 at 6:46 PM
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Beer and cigarettes once went together like bread and butter, but now smoking in bars is banned in many cities. When you see smokers standing outside bars in the cold and rain, what is your first reaction? Walk on by, join them, or scorn them?


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Ah for living in Belfast, where places have beer gardens with heaters. Failing that outside the pub tends to have awnings and heaters too.

AND the licensing laws allow you to drink outside a pub at the licensee's discretion, ie not after 8pm on Fridays and Saturday - when you are too drunk to feel the cold!

Writer's Block: Goal!

  • Nov. 19th, 2008 at 7:23 PM
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Goooooooooaaaaaaaaalllllll! Today marks the anniversary of football (soccer) star Pele's 1000th goal. Why has professional footie never caught on in the United States?


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Because they insist on calling it soccer and can't take the ridicule. Also not enough safety equipment for the Americans...

Writer's Block: If Wishes Were Horses

  • Nov. 12th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
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From shooting stars to stray eyelashes, there are a lot of ways to make a wish. What's your preferred method for asking favors from the universe?

Submitted By [info]clamp_x


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...then beggers would ride

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Don't even get me started on civil partnerships. Or Iris Robinson (bitch)

Okay America..

  • Nov. 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 PM
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I'll make you deal, vote in Obama and you can see my Halloween pictures...

Seriously Please do! I have a fiver riding on this election.

Or in all real seriousness, vote him in because the seeds of change can be planted, and if they can be planted in America, the world is next. Maybe this can make people think about their vote and the power it has to change the world.

Oct. 27th, 2008

  • 7:16 PM
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HALLOWEEN!!

But need two costumes ahh so far only have 1 idea - convict Joker for Declan's party on Saturday

Ideas please for Friday. Needs to be cheap slightly slutty(but remember I am a big girl) and easily made at home.

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